Bury me in this.
Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.
This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
our friendship summed up in one image
i had forgotten how often this happens
nah I wont read it but hmm that’s a cool idea but also like Sam as a pornstar. somehow. yes.
yes pls i like that
screams what if they have to film a set together ooooooooo
and then gabe gives sam his number afterward ;)
SAME FOR ME TO YOU THO SCREAMS
1) THATS SO DANGEROUS B(
3) kinda weird but B) i guess
4) hella B))))))
5) omf g B))))
MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
but imagine if there were dragons